this is the content you crave hopefully
Chip Zdarsky
It blows my mind that the era of psychedelic music was over FIFTY years ago and yet I'm high right now
Chip Zdarsky
My New Year's resolution is to really give social media more of my time! Ha ha can you imagine
Chip Zdarsky
I'm going to see this new STAR WARS the way it was meant to be seen: through the angry eyes of a 43-year old man!!!!
Chip Zdarsky
I would love to write a comic book adaption of that Watchmen show!
Chip Zdarsky
Petition to rename regular Yoda "Old Yoda" and Baby Yoda just "Yoda"
Chip Zdarsky
I told her she stole my heart but she rightly pointed out it was just a copy
Chip Zdarsky
"I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound they make as they fuck me." -Douglas Adams?
Chip Zdarsky
Okay DC, hear me out. It's THE JOKER, right? But he's got a very tiny mouth
Chip Zdarsky
Honestly, if I opened a wrestling themed bar I'd call it NO HOLDS BAR
Chip Zdarsky
Superman's greatest strength is his muscles and Batman's greatest strength is also his muscles
Chip Zdarsky
There's no business like show business unless you want to make money then you should go into BUSINESS business tbh
Chip Zdarsky