SEX CRIMINALS IN YOUR HOME
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Okay, so! Here’s a fun bit of news!
It’s been a wild couple of weeks let me tell you. Emily, Kumail and Tze have worked their asses off with LuckyChap to get this show to happen and both Matt and I feel incredibly fortunate to have such an amazing team of people bringing our dumb little sex book to life. I’m sure you have questions! Well, I may have answers!
ARE YOU GOING TO WORK ON THE SHOW
Doing what? Drawing dicks in the background? I’m fucking useless!!
ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN THE SHOW?
I immediately sent everyone my headshot so wish me luck
ARE YOU RICH NOW
Yes
CAN I BORROW SOME MONEY
No
WILL THIS LEVEL OF HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS CHANGE YOU
Hopefully!!!! I hate myself!!!
All of this is super exciting and novel. Things are happening fast and I’ll keep you, my cherished readers, as up-to-date on what’s happening as I’m allowed to. There are two writers’ rooms happening AT THE SAME TIME, one for SEX CRIMINALS and the other for STILLWATER, so 2026 is going to be a very strange year for me. Also, I write comic books.
IN OTHER NEWS: Thank you to everyone who wished me well with my recovery from the dental surgery and my subsequent illness! Sadly it did mean I had to cancel my appearance at the Revue Cinema to help introduce CAPTAIN AMERICA (1990). Luckily, the fine folks at Marvel Comics kindly sent a box of third printing issue ones to give away to everyone in attendance, so nobody really missed me.
Especially since Jim Zub filled in! What a guy.
Also, I sent this video, which was played for everyone before the movie:
I have some VERY strong opinions it turns out.
Anyway! Thanks to Jim and Anthony and the performers for showing everyone a good time! I’ll be there next time probably!
And if you’re not sick of my face and voice from THAT, I did a big ol’ interview with David Harper! We’re going to be doing these ALL YEAR, where we talk about comics, the industry, creators, Hollywood, all of it. Fun AND informative??
He’s also putting these out as transcribed pieces! First one available to everyone, and after that it’s just for his subscribers! Support David! He’s a good guy! Also this is a great way to not hear my voice imo
Uh, I think that’s it for this week.
Okay.
Bye.
UPCOMING BOOKS
WOLVERINE: WEAPONS OF ARMAGEDDON #1 — Feb 18
CAPTAIN AMERICA #7 — Feb 18
CAPTAIN AMERICA #8 — March 4
WHITE HOUSE ROBOT ROMANCE #3 — March 18
WOLVERINE: WEAPONS OF ARMAGEDDON #2 — Feb 25
MAD ABOUT DC — April 1
CAPTAIN AMERICA #9— April 21
CAPTAIN AMERICA #10— April 29
WOLVERINE: WEAPONS OF ARMAGEDDON #3 — April 29
BATMAN BY CHIP ZDARSKY VOL 1 — April 29
BATMAN: URBAN LEGENDS OMNIBUS VOL 1 — May 26
WHITE HOUSE ROBOT ROMANCE HC— Oct 20
UPCOMING APPEARANCES
NOTHING!!!
I’m a huge off panel fan, so I’m hyped for more Chip and David time!
ALSO KUMAIL IS IN SEX CRIMINALS THIS IS SO PERFECT IM SO EXCITED
Congrats Chip! I’m glad things are hip and happening for you! Maybe next we can do a comic adaption of the tv adaption of sex criminals (the comic)? It’s a money printing machine!!!!
I read this on my school laptop Chip, so just know that I’m willing to get fired for you. I hope IT doesn’t see that I viewed “sex criminals in my home”