Look, it’s a lazy man who uses AI to write his #content during the holiday season, but I am who I am and who I am is a man who needs a nap.
First up, I have definitive proof that billionaire Bruce Wayne is a major investor in this creepy AI technology:
lol nice try bruce you fuckin centrist
As you no doubt noticed, I’ve been taking a break from Twitter until the new year. But, that hasn’t stopped me from getting some tweets ready to go!
Honestly, that’s funnier than anything I would have written. But it’s not really in my VOICE, you know? Let’s see…
Ah, THAT’S better. Nice and SEXY. But can it master the voices of other people in the comic book industry?
Wow, that is uncanny. They absolutely nailed Ryan’s friendly, edge-less voice. But can they do … Jonathan Hickman’s?
oh shit oh shit oh shit shut it all down
IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO REVEAL THAT I’M ALSO JONATHAN HICKMAN
AHHHHH
Okay, since this will probably be the final newsletter before 2023, I figured I’d give sneak peeks of everything I’ve got coming up in the new year!
SECRET PROJECT ONE!!
This is a fun one! A five-issue mini that I’m hoping to reveal in the next couple of months!
KAPTARA!
Mr. Kisses finally gets to say his catch phrase! Kagan and I are wrapping things up in 2023 with a bang! And, fingers crossed, will put out some … physical copies?!
PUBLIC DOMAIN!
The gang starts making comics! Our second arc will start dropping here in January! And once I have a few in the can they’ll start coming out in print again through Image! Woo!
NEWBURN!
Second arc is about to be solicited shortly! Everything has caught up to Newburn. It’s intense!
ALL-NIGHTER!
Another volume on the way! Do I spy … romance??
DAREDEVIL!
The shit hits the fan in 2023 like wow
MARVEL SECRET PROJECT!
Been working on this since April of 2019! I wish I could show you even a hint of art, but the artist is so damned distinctive it would give them away immediately!
BATMAN!
There’s so little I can show! But Batman visiting a grave is classic, so here’s that! The plans for 2023 are pretty big so I need you all to be calm ok
I’LL DO MY BEST
Thanks, Jonathan.
Nice try Chip. But we all know if you were really JH you would have given us a controversial opinion on the recent World Cup.
dear jonathan chip-man,
thank you for all of these reveals.
we now know EVERYTHING (that you want us to).
i'll be here all week! try the (re)veal!*
love,
chip zdarsky (if you're jonathan hickman, being "chip" is up for grabs, yes?)