Look, I’m not going to lie to you, I’m not going to beat around the bush here, I’ve got some books out this week.
QUELLE SURPRISE YOU FUCKING HACK
Wow when did YOU learn French?! Were you planning on joining Chris and Deb of TEAM MANGASPLAINING in Angoulême?!
I am NOT there and I’m sad about it!!! Follow along at MSX for fabulous trip updates and pretty comics!
But for real, I’ve got comics out this week.
First! THE ALLNIGHTER is in print from Dark Horse!! I talk about it here with FORBIDDEN PLANET!
And then Jason talks about it here with Max Bowen!
Jason and I refuse to be on the same show with each other!! We’re now Stan and Jack in their later years!! I—oh shit am I the stan
‘NUFF SAID
Also out this week is STILLWATER: THE ESCAPE! By the reg’lar Stillwater gang AND some amazing short stories by Andrew, Soo, Ethan and … JASON?! Who the fuck hired THAT guy?!!
EAAAASY THERE STAN
Look, the CBC made a nice image of all of us! As always, Ramon and Andrew fight for biggest head!!!!
I LOVE HOW COOL JASON LOOKS
Shut up!!!!
…
…ahem.
And over at DC, issue three of BATMAN: THE KNIGHT is out!
Bruce’s adventures in Paris continue! Cause HE gets to go to France!!!
ugh fuck OFF!!!!!!!
MAN YOU’RE CRABBY TODAY
sorry I’m just going through some stuff.
Also, THESE beauties are out!
And, speaking of DC, I hesitate to even shine a LIGHT onto these absolute morons, but Ryan and Donny are out there committing SLANDER right now and I just won’t stand for it.
Jealous much, guys??
THE WAY YOU’RE JEALOUS OF JASON?
Shut up!!!!!!!
I’m also young and handsome like Jason, here let me just open my photo app and take a pic and you’ll see—
SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Speaking of me being too old, I recently found this piece i did for the National Post over a decade ago, part of a storybook about Hollywood stars that I actually still like! So rare!
That’s all!
Bye!
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All-Nighter, Stillwater, The Knight, and variant covers! Does that make this week technically a Quadzarsky?
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