BATMAN BABIESSSS

He'll make his dream come trueeee (beating up criminals)

This, right here, sums up the life of a comic book writer:

My life has too many sound effects apparently

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Today is an EXCITING DAY at ZDARSCO, INC.! It’s finally out!

BATMAN: THE KNIGHT!

This is the beginning of our 10-issue series chronicling the globe-trotting adventure of a young Bruce Wayne as he gains all the knowledge he needs to become Batman! The team and I are really proud of how this turned out, and I hope you’ll like it. If you don’t? NO REFUNDS.

Also! I’m excited because it’s my first time having a GREG CAPULLO COVER! He did a variant for us and man oh man I love it:

So, yeah! BIG DAY! To celebrate, I’m going to play a game I like to call…

ILLEGAL SNEAK PEEK

I’m going to show snippets from upcoming issues and the first comic company to email me to say I can’t do this is the WORST comic company! I’ll update you next week as to who won the title!

FIRST: Batman: The Knight!

Bruce has seen better days.

SECOND: Devil’s Reign!

Wilson Fisk has QUESTIONS.

THIRD: Newburn!

My god, Jacob’s colouring is so damn good.

FOURTH: Public Domain!

Will I send MYSELF a cease-and-desist? What a twist!

THIS IS WHY YOU’RE THE “BAD BOY” OF COMICS!!

That and the fact that I shit talk everyone in the industry!!

Bye!!!!!

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