BATMAN BUNDLE

And new PUBLIC DOMAIN!

Look, I know what you’re all here for. Everyone wants to know my take on “the slap” because I’m one of the entertainment industry’s preeminent thinkers. But you know what actually “slaps?” BATMAN: THE KNIGHT!

WOW GREAT JOB

Thank you. As always, I’m with Jim Davis on these matters.

Noah Pasternak!! @NoahPasternak

"Garfield" creator Jim Davis' response to being asked about the Will Smith slap: "I don't really keep up with the Oscars, I mainly just make 'Garfield' comic strips."

In fact, BATMAN: THE KNIGHT slaps so much that DC is reprinting the FIRST THREE ISSUES in one beautiful oversized issue, with a new cover by Carmine! Look at this thing! It’s GORGEOUS!

It’s only $7.99 for, like, 90 pages of story! PLUS: It’s going to have a PREVIEW of BATMAN #125!

You’d be a fool not to buy this!! A fool!!!!

YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING YOUR READERS “FOOLS”

Never!!!!

In related Batman news I still have not seen THE BATMAN because I live in THE WOODS and am scared of THE PUBLIC. But, I have been listening to the soundtrack while I write (Daredevil scripts), and this track title really really makes me want to see the movie:

If the movie is as funny as this track listing, I’m going to just LOVE IT.

Okay! That’s it for me! For my dear, paid subscribers, another chapter of PUBLIC DOMAIN issue three below, with my new favourite character! Aren’t you lucky? You’re NOT! I’M the one who’s lucky! For having such wonderful readers! Bye!