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A Public Domain PDF! Plus a secret update
I’m putting this newsletter out today for reasons that will become clear later (unless you’re stupid). First up though, I wanted to talk a bit about the PUBLIC DOMAIN VOL. 1 collection that’s coming out January 18:
Look, I’m sick of it too!! But, to quote the legendary Patti Harrison from the best sketch of all time…
“These tables are how I buy my house! They keep my house hot! If I were a farmer and Eddie Munster started kicking my corn, you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand? The tables are my corn!”
The tables. Are. My. Corn. And PUBLIC DOMAIN VOLUME 1 IN STORES JANUARY 18 is my tables.
Final order cutoff for comic shops to order them in is on MONDAY! So I need you to respectfully and quietly yell at your comic book retailer to make sure they order as many copies as a Batman. And if you’re a comic book retailer, feel free to kick those people out of your shop (how dare they talk to you that way!) right AFTER you put in your Batman-sized order.
To anyone on the fence about the book that wants a juicy sizzlin’ sampler, here’s ISSUE ONE FOR FREE HOLY SHIT
Okay, now that THAT sordid business is out of the way, here’s why this newsletter is going out today. It’s behind the paywall for what will be obvious reasons, so, apologies to my NON-paying subscribers.