New Year, New Chip!

But I'm still writing "Old Chip" on all my cheques!

Hey all! I know 2021 has just been the best, but it’s time to put this amazing year to bed and head into 2022! A lot of people ask me about my New Year’s resolutions, so I figure I’d close things out by telling you what they are!

• Cure covid. Enough’s enough!

• Watch more TV

• Exercise more, hurt myself, take it easy for the rest of the year

• Finish all these Miracleman scripts that are due

• Tell my enemies that I love them and tell my loved ones that they’re on fuckin’ notice

• Get washboard abs

• Google “washboard” and wonder what the fuck

• Post on twitter that I caught covid even though I “did everything right”

• Kill a beloved fictional character because it’s the only way I can achieve orgasm

• Give blood this year, properly this time

• Work on my novel until I realize that it’s mindless drivel and then turn it into a screenplay

• Finally accept my flaws and divert attention away from them by pointing out the flaws of others

• Give comic readers what they’ve alway wanted: me writing less books

• Just try to fuckin’ stay alive

Happy New Year, everyone! Here are some amazing Kagan McLeod KAPTARA pages!

If you feel lost, it’s probably because

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