Newsletter #37: Climaxed Out

I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go honestly i'm pretty conflicted

I love to say goodbye! For everyone who reads Sex Criminals in the collected TPB format, Volume Six: Six Criminals is out tomorrow.

I already went on and on last month about what the book means to me, so I’m not going to bore you about it here. Life-changing, blah blah, sexual awakening, etc., blah, etc. As always, I’m honoured that we have topped (wink wink) the charts once again:

Our book has never actually been erotica, but I feel that every book I’m involved with automatically becomes erotica, you know?

Anyway, go ahead and surprise your mom and dad this Christmas with the sixth volume of our series on the intricacies of sex and mental health, aka “erotica,” and answer all their questions about volumes one through five throughout the rest of the holidays.

YOU’RE A REAL JOLLY SAINT DICK

Thank you!

Also! DAREDEVIL 24 is out today! It’s the final chapter of TRUTH/DARE, where Daredevil’s future—and the future of Hell’s Kitchen—hangs in the balance! The amazing Mike Hawthorne has come onboard to illustrate this issue and man, oh, man, his Wilson Fisk is a real mean beef hunk! Mattia Iacono also joins us with his wonderful, moody colours! It’s a big one and if you don’t buy it, you’re a fool. A fool!

Also, look at the perfect Marco cover, coloured by the legendary Matt Wilson!

VERY PRETTY

VERY pretty. So go buy these books, but please do so safely! I know that the government is trying to control you by making you wear masks—just like they try to control me by making me wear “seat belts” and arresting me for having my classic gasoline bonfires in the woods—but it turns out masks save lives? I honestly thought surgeons wore them on TV so they could dub their lines later. What a world.

WOW LOOK AT YOU ON YOUR HIGH HORSE

What can I say? I love not killing people!

OKAY LET’S WRAP THIS UP

Fine. Well, it wouldn’t be a newsletter if I didn’t include a link to a podcast where I yammer on and on as if people care! But this time I do it with Matt on Mimi Chan’s Culture Chat! Check it out! If you’re on the fence, Mimi has included a very helpful list of things we discussed:

Really, how can you resist?

Anyway

I’ll leave you with this: a nice photo of me at a Sex Criminals fan meet-up, masterfully swinging dildo nunchuks.

Bye!