Nipples
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Now, look, I highly value my paid subscribers. But I’m making this batch available to everyone because I think we can all agree that the world needs to see…
…Melvon’s catapult with nipple wheels.
Here is the EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes conversation about Kagan’s “idea”:
Oh yeah, we introduced the idea of five suns earlier. Also, I’m wrong. There are at least eight nipples on that thing.
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My day like most was starting out with me sobbing until I read this post and I actually laughed out loud. Thank you!!
lmao at that Picard meme! I would love to see that episode remade with a voiceover of Chip saying "nipples" when they say "lights". Thanks for making my Friday amazing!