oh no

my career is over (please stop clapping)

A “friend” of mine sent me this website, where you put in two words and it gives you a story prompt using AI.

I … used it. Just to see. And fuck me it looks like I’m out of a job

“NOW I’M THE SPIDER-MAN”

brr CHILLING

oh wait this is the plot to superior spider-man, so I guess … Dan Slott is out of a job??

Okay, that’s not so bad. He’s had a good run in comics. But I’ve had just an “okay” run in comics!!!

Hmm, now that I’m doing more DC work, let’s see if I can’t use this to prompt me with a good idea with their most popular characters…

wow even JAMES TYNION has used this site?!

For shame, James. For shame.

ARE YOU INTENT ON MAKING EVERYONE IN COMICS HATE YOU

“Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” and I just want everyone to be as close to me as possible!

SO YOU MAKE THEM ALL … YOUR ENEMIES?

Yes! I … oh wait. Maybe THAT’S my Joker idea!

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Okay, let’s get down to business. My career in comics is still going, surprisingly, and I have TWO books out this week!

First up is the second volume of my Skybound horror/thriller book, STILLWATER!

No wait, that’s … hm. That’s actually a pretty great tagline for our book though.

But here’s the REAL Stillwater!

This volume has my favourite issue that we’ve done so far, focusing on Sheriff Tanya. Go get it! Read it! Love … it?!

Ramon, Mike and Rus do amazing work on this. They’re as solid an art team as anyone could ever hope for.

And also out this week…DEVIL’S REIGN 4!

Marco out here once again making literally everyone cool as hell!! Look at this!!

Has there ever been a cool Doc Ock?!

Enh. That can’t all be winners.

In other news, yes, I have watched all of the new Sex And The City show, And Just Like That… and yes it has maybe seeped into my brain and infiltrated my work, subconsciously

Which of course makes me wonder: If Bruce Wayne is Carrie, who’s his Samantha?! Sound off in the comments! Bye!

(It’s a bit of a trick question because Bruce is actually Miranda, Dick Grayson is Samantha, Tim Drake is Charlotte and Jason Todd is ALSO Samantha and no one is Carrie. Also I’m sorry but Selina is probably Che. Bye!!!!)