The Horniest Tweet In The World

Also: Star Wars!

Look, please don’t ask me how I found this—

OKAY NOW I HAVE TO KNOW HOW YOU FOUND THIS

These things just happen.

Anyway, I want you to be prepared, because, yes, I did indeed discover the horniest tweet in the world. I’ve sent it to scientists and hornologists who concur with my findings.

This is your final warning. Stop reading if you don’t think you can take it.

I’M READY

MY BODY IS READY

Okay, here it is:

WOW

I know, right?

Do with it what you will.

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This week! STAR WARS ADVENTURES ANNUAL 2021 is out! It features a Lando story written by Jason Loo and myself! Though, really, Jason wrote it and I just went “yeah that’s cool” while practicing signing Star Wars comics. Jason also drew it! I know what you’re thinking: a writer SLASH artist?? Is that even possible?? Well, it is, and Jason is the best. Fellow Canadian Megan Huang coloured it beautifully, so maybe this is the first-ever all-Canadian Star Wars story??

Jason Loo @Rebel_Loo

Out in stores today: my first STAR WARS story in STAR WARS ADVENTURES Annual 2021, co-written w/@zdarsky, drawn by me, colored by @MeganHuang5. Thanks to @HeatherAntos @rileysauruss @peachchild and the people at Lucasfilm for allowing us to play in the coolest sandbox!

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Speaking of the amazing Jason Loo, a preview for issue three of THE ALL-NIGHTER dropped this week! Go check it out! I love that cover so much.

AIPT @AIPTcomics

EXCLUSIVE @comiXology Preview: The All-Nighter #3 - A story about found family and a new twist on superheroes! By @zdarsky @Rebel_Loo @ParisAlleyne @adityab #comics #superheroes #vampires Out on November 30th, read the preview here:

aiptcomics.comEXCLUSIVE ComiXology Preview: The All-Nighter #3Alex is bored--flipping burgers for strangers all night is no way for a vampire to live.

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Not much else is happening. My body sucks absolute shit, as always. My brain? Sucks medium amounts of shit. So it could be worse, I guess!

I have yet to go to a movie since the pandemic started, and I have my eye on PTA’s Licorice Pizza, but the photos on Rotten Tomatoes makes it seem like it’s about a young man being chased by a series of growing women, which makes me sexually uncomfortable. So, PASS.

In the world of work, I just handed in the final script for WOMAN WITHOUT FEAR, which brings my project number down from thirteen to twelve, which feels really freeing! Tomorrow I go into The Beguiling to sign all the Susbtack variants of NEWBURN #1 and my VERY special Certificate of Authenticity, so if you still want one, this is your last chance before the holidays! Treat yourself!

And I’ll leave you with this. The single Spider-Man panel that sums me up at every stage of my life:

This Friday is the finale to PUBLIC DOMAIN issue one for my paid subscribers! Wow!

Bye!

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