It's Chip Zdarsky's Newsletter, Okay?

Tom is a fount of knowledge. Knowledge that is absolutely useless unless you're within one block of a comic convention. Four stars.

- Chip Zdarsky

I am recommending this because it's NSFW

- Chip Zdarsky

Khary and Joanne are great, but Joanne has this weird habit of shouting, "don't threaten me with a good time," no matter what you say to her. It's actually quite unnerving! Four stars. -chip

- Chip Zdarsky

it's my one-stop shop to find out how much more successful brian michael bendis is than I am

- Chip Zdarsky

Rodney's comics scare me!!!! This is an ANTI-recommendation if you don't want to be scared!!!!!

- Chip Zdarsky

Two words: Supple. Boyz. Did you write that down, officer? Good. Let me know when I should come in to give my statement.

- Chip Zdarsky

It's like the hit podcast MANGASPLAINING but without my shitty, nasally voice! Four stars

- Chip Zdarsky

bought 2 Worlds / 2 Moons so figured I'd give this a shot too

- Chip Zdarsky

I can't even snark! These comics are delightful and emotional and funny.

- Chip Zdarsky

Skottie once drew me a dick-shaped cliff

- Chip Zdarsky

scott is a mentor to me even though he is three weeks younger than I am

- Chip Zdarsky

Matthew and I started at Marvel at the same time. And now he's super successful? You do the math.

- Chip Zdarsky

Kelly once told me should would "cut me from belly to sternum" if I didn't tell her how to spell "sternum." I did and we've been friends ever since.

- Chip Zdarsky

His name sounds like "Hairy Dungeon" which is my nickname for my bum

- Chip Zdarsky

Scaachi is a very loud prude and she needs to stop shaming me!!!!!!

- Chip Zdarsky

Tini is the Catwoman to my Batman except that we find each other physically repulsive and we're both thieves

- Chip Zdarsky

ohhh I just got "tiny onion" anyway take care -chip

- Chip Zdarsky

Honestly I'm just recommending Jason's newsletter because he recommended mine. The guy cries if you look at him the wrong way. Sad!

- Chip Zdarsky

Wait, you're telling me a newsletter can be entertaining ... AND informative? Get the FUCK out of my house, BEN

- Chip Zdarsky