Sandman!

Biff! Bam! Pow!

Enjoying the Sandman Neftlix adaptation, but I hate when comic book work gets translated for the screen and they feel like it has to be more “intense.”

Also, somewhat related and much more factual:

UPDATE: I still have not written a Sandman comic.

WOW WHAT A SURPRISE

In other news, I’ve been overjoyed at all the new subscribers since last week, and I’ve received a bunch of emails wondering if there will be another CHIPNUTS level in Year Two, besides my $250,000 level that absolutely does not include sex unless things really click between us.

There will not be! I simply cannot give you enough value for your money, especially as I live in the woods on a tiny island. What am I gonna do? Mail you signed pine cones? Start whittling batmans? I have nothing here. Nothing except the deer who refuse to break eye contact with me when I’m doing number one outside.

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Over at Tom Brevoort’s substack, he continues to drop comics history knowledge on us all. He’s also become shameless!!

Thank god The Broob is there to take me down a level.

Anyway, some lovely stories about comics legend Mark Gruenwald are over there, prompted by a question from the one and only Matt Fraction!!! He’s dreamy!!

Never forget that Mark Gruenwald once turned Ronald Reagan into a literal snake.

lol real subtle guys