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Who cleans up the mess, Chip? Who!?

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I wrapped my soiled underwear in a plastic bag and walked several blocks away to deposit them in a public trashcan, ALEX

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oh

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Another post about how Chip is immortalized in pop culture. What aside from shits and non-baths can stop this man?!

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I legitimately read that as “immortalized in poop culture” and giggled

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Combining the two???

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I got Spider-Man 2 and Super Mario Wonder waiting for me to make some time for it.

I do the same thing, waiting for the wife to go to bed before playing. It's a problem when she's waking up for the day and I'm still playing.

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oh god super mario

I almost bought a Switch during the pandemic, but the portability is TOO DANGEROUS

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Are you fucking kidding me? I'm like not even halfway thru Baldur's Gate 3 due to this "scripting" crap

You should play that game btw

You can kiss a LOT of elves

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do the elves fuck

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just about all of them, in about every permutation you can think of

There's a druid who only wants to date you if you're dating someone else too (real druid guy behavior)

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oh shit i might be a druid

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Oh! Hang on Chip, is your secret identity… the Great Zdarsky, Spider-Druid? Player of video games, writer of popular vigilantes, he who is denied a PlayStation five, and all around friendly neighborhood Druid?

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Looks like I have to buy four hundred extra copies of Newburn so that you can finally afford that PS5!

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I only bought a PS4 to play Spider-Man and now I have a bunch of other games I bought I HAVE to finish before I even *think* about buying a PS5 (including Miles game). Not playing Spider-Man 2 with you in spirit!

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Happy, or should I say SPOOKY, Halloween!!! Or should I say SPIDEY!!!!!

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Spidey Halloween!!!!

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I excitedly showed my girlfriend the suits in my signed copy of Life Story, I don't think she was as impressed as I was.

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I guess you've got to break up??

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We talked about it, and as a condition for marriage she has to read all of Life Story and get excited at the parts I got excited about

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marriage is about compromise!!!!

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I know this is weird timing (and maybe the wrong platform to ask on???) but I’m super eager to read the newest all-nighter I have Comixology unlimited but it will only let me buy this one and the rest were free with the subscription I’ll buy it if I need to but I just lost my job and my wife’s pregnant with my unborn son andit just became high-risk (down here in America we get financially punished for lame shit like that) so every dollar counts haha

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Weird! I can't access Comixology Unlimited because of my CANADIANNESS, so I'm not sure what's up with that. Just emailed you the issue.

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Hahahaha I didn’t even think about that! But thank you so much!

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thank you for sharing your mega man 2 story....it made me laugh and remember some things i haven't thought about in a long time....all good stuff

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So now that Mike is going to be a big-time player in the creator-owned world, who else do you have lined up when Jorge needs a break to be his handsome self?

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We have another artist coming on for a three-issue story in the new year, someone I've always wanted to work with! But other than that, it's ALL JORGE! He's very insistent on drawing every Batman issue like a true maniac

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I just don’t get how his hair is that perfect while drawing Batman all the time! Gah! The gods walk amongst us...

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It makes me sick!!!!!

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… Please be Rafael de LaTorre …

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"Chip's a big boy now and will get his chores done." Right.

Re Gotham War, no one henches the Henchfolk now. Except the goons at Flunky's where everyone knows your game.

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I was so fucking pumped to see the life story suits in 2, they look so good

I'll dedicate my next aimless swinging around session (post Alan Wake 2, anyways) to your honour/laugh at your suffering - you'll love the game when you get to play it, it's so good

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I WANT TO PLAY IT SO BAD

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I can't believe they stopped making new copies of spider-man 2 and also delisted it from playstation's store and also made it illegal to allow chip zdarsky specifically to play it

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NOT FUNNY JANE

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