I wasn’t buying any part of your story and then of course it was a dildo in a box. That made it the truest thing ever and my heart grew 2 sizes today. Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year to you and your very wise and clinically kind wife.
Thanks for a great year of wonderful stacks, laughs, amazing comics, and a swell time at NYCC. Looking forward to all these things next year too (I will brave the lines again.)
If Marvel Studios adapt the Devil’s Reign (YAY!!) I want you & Marco to be royally compensated and for them to let you design a better sign for your lawn.
Amazon dildo & friend: Maybe it was Matt Murdock pranking you for the he cries after sex tweet.
Have a very happy holiday Chip. Your stacks always make me laugh and arrive at the right moment. Thanks for everything.
🫣😉 So a recreation of when Fisk killed Tyrone in the Stromwyns bathroom? I bet you could say something which would instigate that (I mean this in the most flattering terms, of corpse.) Then that would free you up to play Reed Richards too… the Zdarsky CU has a nice ring to it.
Merry Christmas, Chip, and fellow newsletter readers! Hope you enjoy your sex toys. Batman video games are the best research for writing Batman. It's the closest most of us are ever gonna get. It's basically the same amount of effort as actually climbing Everest to write a book about it.
If that Devil's Reign rumour is true, it's gonna be sick to see that guy whose name is on all the comics I read growing up have his story on the big screen. I've been trying to get people to read your work since I was like 13, and called Jughead the "best book I've ever read". It'd be a massive victory for all of us chipheads, and of course our dildo wielding head honcho.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS CHIP LOVE YOU
HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALEX LOVE U 2
😍😍😍
Omg a merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!!!
God bless us everyone!!!
I wasn’t buying any part of your story and then of course it was a dildo in a box. That made it the truest thing ever and my heart grew 2 sizes today. Merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year to you and your very wise and clinically kind wife.
let's just hope the dildo doesn't grow two sizes
I mean...
Ho ho ho. Thwip thwip. NA NA NA NA NANA NA NA. And other seasonal blessings upon the House of Chip. Qaplah!
Hope you have a great holiday & new year Chip!
I'm surprised that you didn't get the package with the lube. Not that I'd know anything about that. Which I don't. (or do I? Bwahaha)
I mean, obviously you just assumed (correctly) that I have lube on my at all times
Prof. Dkr. Freud here examining your “typo.” You write, “I have lube on my.” On your WHAT? Frohe Weihnachten!
Merry Christmas Chip
and to you as well, Mike!
I laughed so hard it hurt
Happy Holidays Chip.
Thanks for a great year of wonderful stacks, laughs, amazing comics, and a swell time at NYCC. Looking forward to all these things next year too (I will brave the lines again.)
If Marvel Studios adapt the Devil’s Reign (YAY!!) I want you & Marco to be royally compensated and for them to let you design a better sign for your lawn.
Amazon dildo & friend: Maybe it was Matt Murdock pranking you for the he cries after sex tweet.
Have a very happy holiday Chip. Your stacks always make me laugh and arrive at the right moment. Thanks for everything.
Ha! Thanks, Kim! All I want is for me and Marco to be murdered onscreen by Wilson Fisk. Is that too much to ask???
🫣😉 So a recreation of when Fisk killed Tyrone in the Stromwyns bathroom? I bet you could say something which would instigate that (I mean this in the most flattering terms, of corpse.) Then that would free you up to play Reed Richards too… the Zdarsky CU has a nice ring to it.
someone clearly went for the 'frequently bought together' option
Happy holidays Chip! What a great holiday miracle we can believe in!
“Solid, yet wobbly” - talk about life goals!
Thank you for sharing your Christmas story....I'm still laughing as I'm writing this!!!
Thanks for a great year of fun comics and funny newsletters. Wishing you an even better 2024
If the newsletter will have less dildos in the new year, it may NOT be the newsletter for me. Please reconsider this Chip!
I couldn't have been happier to see what your mystery gift was. God bless us everyone, indeed.
Merry Christmas, Chip, and fellow newsletter readers! Hope you enjoy your sex toys. Batman video games are the best research for writing Batman. It's the closest most of us are ever gonna get. It's basically the same amount of effort as actually climbing Everest to write a book about it.
If that Devil's Reign rumour is true, it's gonna be sick to see that guy whose name is on all the comics I read growing up have his story on the big screen. I've been trying to get people to read your work since I was like 13, and called Jughead the "best book I've ever read". It'd be a massive victory for all of us chipheads, and of course our dildo wielding head honcho.
Also, that sign is awesome.